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quote of the day.

I do my thing and you do yours. I am not in this world to live up to your expectations, and you are not in this world to live up to mine. You are you and I am I, and if by chance we find each other, then it is beautiful. If not, it can’t [...]

few (perverse) jam topics.

Love these. A senior (now in IIMC) helped me with them. They were proposed to be used for the extempore/just a minute competitions at Alcheringa but then respecting the sanity of crowds and the insanity of these liners, we had to come down to  earthly topics like blackboard, if I were the PM et al [...]

Data structures and placements

Who would have thought that one day a mere tree (the binary one) could get you through the portals of IT giants. That all those Rayleigh distributions, and multi process control statements would be nothing but well mmm.. nothing in front of the almighty C and C++.
Since the blogger and his friends have succumbed to [...]

Your Horoscope, this endsems :)

Admittedly, I have gone insane. I have a test tomorrow and this is the 3rd one for the day. Blame it on lack of motivation but anyways. The idea has been inspired from a St. Stephens weekly, Kooler Talk.
Sagittarius (nov 23 – dec 21): Lately it may seem as if you’re losing your mind, but [...]

Attractive Girls Union Refuses To Talk With Mike Greenman

Its like you define stupidity, you sink a bit deeper, then you see Love Story 2050. And then you see this video.

Attractive Girls union give a press release on how some Greenman guy should dress and look or else not talk to them.
PS: if nothing else, look for that girl on [...]

I am not even drunk–how is that possible?

Note: Everything shall wait now. I so love myself! Look at this epitaph (link ahead). For jakhar, with love.
or maybe at 6 in morning, I am writing and hallucinating, both.
That first semester routine; wake up – brush – bath – breakfast. In fact mornings such as these remind me of Math-101, Dosas on weekends, morning [...]

few good men and their jokes :P

I am not a racist. I fear people but then this site link from Bahl was just irresistible.
Few good men:
One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!
The modest man:
Santa went to mysore palace.

Tourist guide – santaji plz dont sit there, its Tipu sultan’s chair
Santa [...]

kaafi creative hai ye!

Now that we know the end,  we can laugh on

Q: What is the definition of optimism?
A: An investment banker ironing five shirts on a Sunday night
Q: What is the one thing Wall St and the Olympics have in common?
A: Synchronised diving
Q: What is the difference between a pigeon and a merchant banker?
A: A [...]

The Bakarz 2.0: editorial

This magazine has been brought to you by the creative (ahem!) genius of two good-for-nothing jerks and their team of gullible writers brain-washed into believing that they are a part of something historic and enthrallingly significant.

They say “Laughter is the best medicine”. But the same is not true for Bakarz, for some of our humor [...]