Rule of Accuracy.
When working toward the solution of a problem, it always helps if you know the answer. Corollary: Provided, of course, that you know there is a problem.
Laws of Selective Gravitation.
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Relativistic correction of Murphy’s law.
Whether things can go wrong or not, it depends on your frame of reference.
Corollary (otherwise said: ill luck is actually absolute)
The murphy philosophy.
- Once you have grease all over your hands, your nose will begin to itch.
- The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
Random laws:
- When you dial a wrong number, you’ll never get it engaged.
- When you are taking your bath and have soap all over your body, the telephone rings.
- The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.
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When things can go wrong it will.
When Murphy’s Law can go wrong, it will