Love these. A senior (now in IIMC) helped me with them. They were proposed to be used for the extempore/just a minute competitions at Alcheringa but then respecting the sanity of crowds and the insanity of these liners, we had to come down to earthly topics like blackboard, if I were the PM et al 
- Marriage changes passion… suddenly you’re in bed with a relative ?
- So much is spent on breast implants and Viagra but almost none on Alzheimer’s. Soon there will be people with big tits and massive erections but won’t remember what for ?
- The problem with men is that God gave them a brain and a (insert the apt anatomy). But only enough blood to run one at a time
- Nobody dies a virgin. Life fucks all.
- Opinion is like an ass hole, everyone has one.
And this one is particularly naice :
- Avoid rape – say yes.
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badhiya hai brother
http://abhinavsingh.com/life
These topics are laugh-out-loud but I am shocked to know that you’re actually prudish enough not to use the word penis in your post! Come on…
@ Siddharth Gupta, Biotech, 3rd year, IITG:
yep as you see, we are prudish enough not to jeopardize our chances with the ladies of the virtual world and so we leave such elaborations upon you
PS: Shall we also have your snap. Any competition on blog space is frowned upon you see
@ the above guy:
And as we would assume that you have some clout in the alcheringa’s core team (there goes our next hint. wink) could we also use them at JAM?
Watsay!
well dear, has the one who is meant to read all this read it?
or u speak all this to her too?
*speak about all this
by all means feel free to post my earlier comment along with a snap of mine as one of your new blog entries. I have no issues whatsoever. As for using these topics in alcheringa, why not? We shall discuss further in jan. By the way I still do not know which company hired you…
hehe. okay we shall label you ‘pervert’
and the company talks. hmm. call me.